Why FBI Profilers Mistake Writers for Serial Killers
You might be surprised by how many traits writers share with serial killers. FBI profilers have actually profiled a subject only to discover s/he’s not a killer. S/he’s a writer. Here’s why a profiler might mistake writers for serial killers.
We work alone.
Writers spend hours alone, plotting and planning the perfect demise. We let the fantasy build until we find an ideal murder method to fit our plot, and a spark ignites our creativity. We’re giddy with excitement and can’t wait to swan-dive into our story.
Serial killers also spend hours alone, plotting and planning the perfect demise. They let the fantasy build, evolve, until they find an ideal murder method, and a spark ignites them to act. They’re giddy with excitement and can’t wait for the inevitable kill.
In fact, this stage of serial killing is called the Aura Phase.
Joel Norris PhD is the founding member of the International Committee of Neuroscientists to Study Episodic Aggression. In his book SERIAL KILLERS, Norris explains the serial killer’s addiction to crime is also an addiction to specific patterns of violence that ultimately define their way of life.
A writer’s addiction passion for crime (romance, sci-fi, fantasy…) writing is also an addiction the pursuit of patterns of violence routine that ultimately defines our way of life.
Still not convinced a profiler might mistake writers for serial killers?
During the Aura Phase, the killer withdraws from reality and his/her senses heighten. Time stalls. Colors become more vibrant as though the killer’s literally viewing the world through rose-colored glasses. The killer distances him/herself from society, but friends, family, and acquaintances may not detect the psychological change.
The same is true for writers.
Think about that shiny new story. What do we do? We withdraw from reality, into our writer’s cave, and our senses heighten. Time stalls as our fingers race over the keyboard. And our worlds spring to life. On the outside we may look “normal” to family and friends while obsessing—a psychological change—over details, lots of details, details about characters, plots, subplots, dialogue, and yes, murder.
Trolling
When a killer is on the hunt he’s trolling for a victim. Rather than state the obvious, I’ll pose a question: How much time have you spent deciding which character to kill?
But s/he looked so normal.
How many times have we heard a reporter interview a serial killer’s friend or neighbor? And they all say the same thing. But s/he looked so normal. I had no idea.
Now, think about the first time a friend/relative/acquaintance read one of your gritty thrillers. Stunned, they close the cover. But s/he looked so normal. I had no idea this was going on inside his/her head. Or they’ll say to the writer’s spouse, “You must sleep with one eye open.”
Search History
Smart serial killers might research things like:
• How to commit the perfect murder.
• Will my fingerprints be in IAFIS if I’ve only been arrested for a misdemeanor? For non-writers, IAFIS stands for Integrated Automated Fingerprint Identification System. Why am I only addressing non-writers? Because writers know law enforcement acronyms, like CODIS (Combined DNA Index System), NDIS (National DNA Index System), BAU (Behavioral Analysis Unit), and SOP (Standard Operating Procedure).
• What’s the fastest way to dissolve a corpse?
• How long does it take to strangle someone to death?
• What’s involved in decapitation?
• Jurisdictional map of [insert state].
• How to pick a lock.
• Will a 3D-printed gun set off a metal detector?
• What’s left of a body after being hit by a train?
• Will black bears consume human remains?
• How many hours after death till rigor mortis sets in?
• Will Luminol detect bleach?
• How deep is a standard grave?
Writers, can you honestly say your search history doesn’t look similar?
An organized killer might brush up on forensics and/or law enforcement procedures to avoid detection.
How many of you have pondered: Where should I dump the corpse?
Let’s face facts, writers are a different breed. The only ones who truly understand us are other writers and writer spouses. If anyone deserves an award, it’s the writer’s spouse. I mean, c’mon, how many of you have dragged him/her to check out that out-of-the-way swamp to dump a fictional corpse? Or said, “Stop the car!” while passing a wood-chipper?
A writer’s uniqueness can affect the whole family.
The other day “The Kid” called, his voice bursting with excitement. “I found the perfect place for a murder. No one around for miles. You could really do some damage there.”
Now, normal parents might be concerned by this conversation…but I’m a writer. So, I said, “Awesome! Shoot me the GPS.”
Y’know what? He did find the perfect place for a murder.
Is it any wonder an FBI profiler might mistake writers for serial killers? 😀
35 Comments
Jaye Marie
Not really sure what this means in the cold light of day, but maybe writers of serial killers instinctively know what to write and why?
Personally, it wouldn’t take much to push me in that direction!
Sue Coletta
Maybe!
Haha. You and me both, Jaye! 😀
Jacqui Murray
That is very clever. You’ve convinced me!
Sue Coletta
Haha. Thanks, Jacqui!
sherry fundin
yeah…i got some chuckles out of the post. LOL
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Sue Coletta
Yay! I’m so glad, Sherry. 😀
Michael
Thank you for this very interesting, and for sure thought provoking information. xx Michael
Sue Coletta
My pleasure, Michael. Glad you enjoyed it. 😀
Gwen M Plano
Loved this post, Sue. Having written a couple of military thrillers involving unfriendly countries, I totally suspect my research has garnered an audience in D.C. 🤣
Sue Coletta
Haha. I’m sure it has garnered attention, Gwen.
Thank you! Glad you enjoyed the post. 😀
Bob
OMG! I wonder if a VPN would hide our murderous searches.
Sue Coletta
Haha. Couldn’t hurt, Bob! But seriously, once a profiler expands the full search history s/he’d be able to piece together the clues for writer vs. killer. If s/he doesn’t, then you’ll have a fun story to tell. 😉
Jillian
I have a cup that says “Pay no attention to my browsing history. I’m a writer, not a serial killer.”
Sue Coletta
Haha. Love it! Mine says, “Please do not annoy the writer. She may put you in a book and kill you.” 😀
Staci Troilo
I know this was both funny and true, but I’m leaning toward true. (I just typed and deleted a lot more because… Internet.)
Loved this post, Sue.
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Sue Coletta
You’re right, Staci. All of it is 100% true (and funny!). Hope your internet improves. Mine’s wicked spotty with all this rain. Ugh.
Staci Troilo
It’s either a downpour or a heatwave.
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Sue Coletta
You ain’t kiddin’. I can barely walk with all this rain (RA and psoriatic flare), and the pain is making me cranky as hell. Yesterday, I said the hell with it and read all afternoon. 😀
Margot Kinberg
This is absolutely hilarious, Sue!!! I love it! And part of what makes it so fabulous is that it really is true. I think writers are imaginative and creative, and so are serial killers in their way. You really point this out brilliantly. Now, I’d better go check my search engine history… 😉
Sue Coletta
Hahaha. Thanks, Margot! Yes, better go clean that search history before you find yourself on a watch list. 😉
Debbie Burke
Sue, hilarious but so true!
I often get those comments: “But you look like such a nice lady.”
Excuse me, I need to change the oil in my wood chipper and clean my Glock.
Sue Coletta
Hahahaha! Gotta love those reactions. It reminds me of the time when I drilled the septic girl about how long it would take for skin to dissolve in the septic tank. Oops. Did I forget to mention I’m a writer? LOL
Priscilla Bettis
Oh yes, this resonates. I’ve actually gone so far as to tell the hubster that the FBI might come knocking on our door.
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Sue Coletta
Haha. I’ve done the same thing, Priscilla! Too funny.
CS Boyack
Kindred spirits. I went a researching over the weekend. Learned some cool stuff, but not the same genre as you. There have been some killings in my story, but not a procedural thing like yours. PS: If we ever meet in person, we’re doing it in a public place, and I’m bringing my robot girl for backup.
Sue Coletta
Hahahahaha. I would LOVE to meet you (and Lisa) in person, Craig! I think we’d have a blast.
Garry Rodgers
G’mornin’, o demented one. I just checked my browser and this is from the last two hours:
Ndrangheta
Calabrian Mafia
Chicago Mobsters
Chicago Organized Crime
Famous Mob Hitmen
1920s Chicago Gangsters
Prohibition Speakeasies
Thompson Submachine Gun
Tommygun
.45 ACP Cartridges
Pretty much writing normal, huh?
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Sue Coletta
Hahaha. Your search history looks good to me, Garry!
Mike C. Tuggle
So true. I’ve googled details on:
Atomic bombs
traps
melee weapons
power transmission infrastructure
famous assassins
All for fiction — but it would look suspicious!
Sue Coletta
Hahaha. Your search history does look suspicious, Mike. Love it! Hopefully, you won’t get flagged as a terrorist. If you do, I’ll vouch for you. 😉
Mae Clair
What a brilliant post, Sue. I loved this one!
Interesting to find I was nodding “yup, yup” all through those quirks of writers. I’ve even dragged my husband into “the TNT” to search for the Mothman—TWICE!
Thanks for the fun today. Perfect timing as I’ve been plotting the death of several characters 🙂
Mae Clair
P.S….check your TWEET button. It’s not sharing your post, just your whole blog domain. I’ve noticed whenever TWEET shows as text and not an actual “button” that’s what happens. A lot of bloggers seem to be experiencing the same thing. You might have to reset your social sharing for Twitter.
Sue Coletta
Oh, thanks, Mae. I’ll look into it right now…
Sue Coletta
All fixed. Thanks again!
Sue Coletta
Hahaha. Our spouses must be saints! ‘Course, we don’t need to tell them that. 😉
So glad you enjoyed the post, Mae!